So last night I'm on the La-Z-Boy, eating fudge ripple ice cream while some "ladies" are massaging my feet. I goofed up the Tivo again, so there isn't anything on but the Democratic Convention. Talk about a yawnfest.
Anyway, it hits me: I should have asked Hillary to be my running mate, but make sure she keeps it on the DL until giving her speech at the DNC.
Can you imagine, her talking about Obama and then suddenly saying "That's why I'm proud to be John McCain's running mate?" Talk about "cut to commercial!" It would be bedlam!
Of course, Tom Ridge would be pissed. But he'll get over it. I'll just make him secretary of something.
Vote McCain! Woo!
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