I'm not actually President yet (that you know of...) but I'm putting this up here to talk to my constituents.
That's you young kids.
When I'm President, I won't need to say "get off my lawn" because I'll have fire hoses.
Just you wait.
John McCain
Learn this face, bitches!
Your newest President
- John McCain
- Arizona, United States
- I'm currently running for President of the United States. I'd appreciate your vote (if you know what I mean.) My wife is worth over $100 Million, so we can negotiate on price. I got a hottie running as the VP too. They say workplace romances don't work out, but I'm soon to be the most powerful man in the world!
Feed me the updates!
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