Some of my loyal readers may have thought that my calling Sen. Biden a "blowhard" in my last post was a little harsh. After all, he is a buddy of mine. We go on hunting trips (without Cheney) and everything.
Well, yeah. He's a friend. But he also wants to make it difficult for me to hide stuff on my computer. Biden says encryption is bad. Biden wants the government to be able to investigate your PC.
But not John McCain.
John McCain wants every American to feel safe in their ability to hide hermaphrodite lactation pornography on their computer without worrying the police will open your TrueCrypt container. John McCain doesn't care what "linux distros" you download with uTorrent. And John McCain couldn't care less what the pricks at the MPAA have to say about anything.
I mean, after the non-ending of "No Country For Old Men"... need I say more? It's like they're asking for it.
This week is the Democratic Convention. If you're in the hotel room directly above any of the "important" people, I will send you $100 if you drop cinder blocksfrom above your head onto the floor anytime after 3:00AM. Let me know at PrezMcCain (at) gmail (dot) com.
A vote for John McCain is a vote me! Wheeee!
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