It's been a busy three days in the McCain candidacy. Between the speeches and backroom deals and shaking babies, I'm doing all I can to ensure that my election this November looks as legitimate as possible.
Not that polls mean squat, but today according to Drudge I'm up 5 points. Woohoo! Eat it, naysayers!
So I had some more "potential voters" asking how my life is relevant and makes me Presidential material. It took a little bit of talking, but we found our common ground: banging models.
Yes, the first wife was a model. A swimwear model. Has my opponent scored any hottie models? I think not. I'm really looking forward to "normalizing relations" with Sweden even as I type this. You betcha.
Keep on bringing in those questions, and I'll answer what I can! Just email me at "prezmccain" at "gmail.com".
John McCain
Learn this face, bitches!
Your newest President
- John McCain
- Arizona, United States
- I'm currently running for President of the United States. I'd appreciate your vote (if you know what I mean.) My wife is worth over $100 Million, so we can negotiate on price. I got a hottie running as the VP too. They say workplace romances don't work out, but I'm soon to be the most powerful man in the world!
Feed me the updates!
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